"Why do women ALWAYS take forever to get ready?"
Why do women take forever to get ready? Well, for one, we have an entire additional step - makeup. Applying foundation, concealer, eyeshadow, eyeliner, lip products, etc. takes some time - especially when you do it well! Even for women that don't wear makeup, hair can also be a priority. Sure, some guys do their hair as well, but women's tend to be longer and thus require more effort. Plus, when guys pick out their clothes, most have a limited number of options. A pair of pants or shorts, a shirt, maybe a tie, and they're ready to go. Women have to choose between dresses, jumpsuits, rompers, pants, shorts, skirts, and tons of other options. Then it's on to accessories, and even jewelry. When you take all this into consideration, most women really don't take that long.
Plus, do you know how long it takes for nail polish to dry?